What do you get when you cross a pit bull and a catahula?
First off, you never want to cross either.
Secondly, you get a Dynamic-Duo Super-Human-Hero-Team.
Wag to the left, wag to the right, cross our tales and let our powers unite!
CATA-BULL / HULA-PIT to the RESCUE.
Cadance can leap over nearly anything and run around an agility ring in serval single bounds and she is nearly as fast as the speeding bullet.
Butley can absorb gravity, so-much-so that no known earthly force can move him from his spot. (I know first hand having tried to pry him from his resting spot in bed)
Between the two they have it all covered, but wait, they can't fly! Now what? How are they going to get from crime scene to crime scene? How will they ever be able to protect anyone if their parents aren't there to take us?!
Lets turn now to our Dynamic-Duo in action.
(Cadence talking)
Hey, I've got an idea!
(Butley replying)
Ah-ha!
(Cadence talking)
Ah-ha what?
(Butley replying)
Ah-ha, ah-ha. Isn't that enough?
(Cadence talking)
Ah-ha, I've got an idea! Lets lift (lift: as in to steal) this massive Chevy Suburban that can carry nearly 6 kids, 2 adults and 2 dogs in a single trip.
(Butley replying)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Thats a great idea.
(Cadence talking)
Come on man, move your butt! Come on, scoot! I'm going to drive.
(Butley replying)
No way, you got to run agility yesterday and you are already in the drivers seat!!! Uh, you are already in the drivers seat!? (Butley scratching his head) Hey, thats no fair!
(Cadence talking)
Thats right, I'm already in the driver seat and besides you called shot gun! That was dumb. You don't even know what calling shot gun is!?
(Butley replying)
Yeah I do. Stop making fun of me!
(Cadence)
Yeah, whatever! OK, let's go!
(Butley replying)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
(Cadence)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah what? Stop being such a pit bull!
(Butley replying)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
(Music of the super hero Dynamic-Duo fills the air)
What will happen next? Will the Dynamic-Duo meet their match trying to turn the ignition without thumbs? or Will the get to where they wanted to go?
Tune in next time to find out how this tail ends!
This is hilarious.... Someone has a little too much time on his hands, I think...
ReplyDeletedon't tell anyone but I took the afternoon off from work to create this master piece. so do you think we can get into one of those off-broadway productions?
ReplyDeleteI think you have an independent film in the making...!
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