So, for our next act, we wanted to give Butley a morsel of delight from the heartland.
We paired him up with a local Pro-Guide to give Butley the full lay of the land without a doubt an experience he has never experienced.
We paired him up with a local Pro-Guide to give Butley the full lay of the land without a doubt an experience he has never experienced.
Pro-Guide:
So "B". Have ya ever gon huntin upland?
Butley:
Well can't sayz that I ave.
Well can't sayz that I ave.
Pro-Guide:
Follow me and we will get some bird.
Follow me and we will get some bird.
Butley:
(thinking to himself because that is the only way he really communicates)
Is this guy for real?
(thinking to himself because that is the only way he really communicates)
Is this guy for real?
Pro-Guide:
(sound in the near distance: 3 shots fired - 3 exactly as Pro-Guide missed with his first two shots due to the fogging of his pop bottle bottom glasses)
Berd down Butley. Berd down. Go get 'em Butley, go get 'um.
(sound in the near distance: 3 shots fired - 3 exactly as Pro-Guide missed with his first two shots due to the fogging of his pop bottle bottom glasses)
Berd down Butley. Berd down. Go get 'em Butley, go get 'um.
Butley:
(venturing way off nearly to the horizon.)
(Butley then turns and heads back toward Pro-Guide dragging something really big)
(venturing way off nearly to the horizon.)
(Butley then turns and heads back toward Pro-Guide dragging something really big)
(close up shot of Butley and his trophy)
(thinking to himself).
Darn tha-twaz a biggin'.
(thinking to himself).
Darn tha-twaz a biggin'.
Pro-Guide:
Uh, Butley, thats a Jayhawk!
Butley:
Yup!
The End.
Uh, Butley, thats a Jayhawk!
Butley:
Yup!
The End.
Are you sure it wasn't a cat that Butley dragged back?
ReplyDeleteNope. The cat got away and Pro-Guide would have gotten it on the first shot. Besides that, shells cost nearly 20¢ each. Say it two shells to kill the som-beech. Well, a cat ain't worth 40¢.
ReplyDelete(before anyone gets upset about this comment there is a long story that supports the pathological thinking of a particular human being)
Well, the cat made it through the night, still limping and non-weight bearing. You'll have a chance to see if you can kill the thing with the two allotted shells. Remember, though, that discharging a weapon in the city, ANY city, even under such circumstances like shooting the geese who keep pooping in your yard, has consequences of the criminal kind.
ReplyDeleteSince I'm not that good of a shot (ask anyone I have ever hunted with) and if we determine the cat needs to go to the next level then I would suggest that you help by holding him down for me. That will keep him still enough that I can get him sighted in.
ReplyDeleteIf I can't tackle the broad side of a barn then I sure as helk can't pick off a limping cat.
Just a thought.
You people scare me.
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm sorry. Who's from West Virginia? The center of all things cultural? Yeah, you've never seen a gun....
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